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Tuesday, December 07, 2004

HOLIDAY HOURS

Well, the malls are open 12 hours a day on weekdays now and 14 hours on saturday. What does this mean for Calvin: Hollister Assistant Manager??? Oh yea! I work ALL the time now! sweet! Every now and then I manage time for the Lion & Eagle Pub, going out on "meets", (not quite a date), and periodically putting my apartment together and re-educating myself on how to use e-mail....huh?
I feel obligated to make fun of ben bubar...so, um here it goes. Hey Ben, it's Christmas time you know? Does that mean you and your dad are putting in a Chimney and Fireplace? By hand? Possibly with the help of a little spanish boy who lives down the street?
Anyone looking for a cool holiday job? Come work for me @ Hollister. But you have to be a cool, young, good looking and outgoing babe or stud...otherwise you'll end up working in the stock room.... no really.
So is the shannon o'saurus Christmas party still a "Go" for the 18th? I hope so. I've been busy making my nude self portrait ornament. I just need longer plastic, well rubber will do.
later,
-cal

6 Comments:

Blogger shannonO said...

Nude self-portrait ornament? YES! Will it be "the thinker or the stinker" pose? I can't wait!

4:47 PM

 
Blogger Ben said...

Cal, I find it kinda ironic that you mention "Anyone looking for a cool holiday job?" right after you mention "little spanish boys". I know what kind of "job" you'd like a "little spanish boy" to do for you! And it may even involve nude self portrait ornament making.
But hey, whatever your into.

Felis Navidad my man!

12:09 PM

 
Blogger calvin.c said...

dude, can we try and keep it family friendly? i mean, its called innocence takes time, not registered sex offending takes tme....... sheesh
oh and by the way, peppermint patty called, she wants her haircut back..

4:51 PM

 
Blogger Ben said...

Calvin,
Pee-Wee called, he wants his blow-up doll back. I told him you'll probably have it through the holidays.
He said that's cool...so no worries.

12:39 PM

 
Blogger Ben said...

Calvin,
Pee-Wee called, he wants his blow-up doll back. I told him you'll probably have it through the holidays.
He said that's cool...so no worries.

12:41 PM

 
Blogger calvin.c said...

oh, i've been meening to ask where he found a blow up doll version of your mom. any ideas? don't say hollister!

5:42 PM

 

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